08
Jan
09

*Rated R for Raunchy* Zhang Ziyi Giving Us some of that lovin’

ZZY
If you haven’t heard, the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon star did some of her own crouching tiger and showed us her hidden dragon. Actually we can’t really see any hidden dragon but I get her beau, millionaire Aviv Nevo certainly got to feast himself on some hidden dragon. wakakKAkaaka

You can check out the scandalous story all here.

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06
Jan
09

Naruto 431 Spoiler

[SPOILER 1: Unconfirmed]
The chapter opens up to Naruto facing Pain.
Naruto: Let’s do this.
Pain: Very well then, Jinchuuriki.
Summoner Pain steps forth with an array of summons. (Those crazy dogs, a beetle, a bird, a dragon and a panda.)

All the frogs prepare for battle. Tsuande and Anbu are shocked.
Naruto: Gamaken, Gamabunta and Gamakichi NOW!!!

All three toads shoot oil on the summons except the bird.
Gamaken: I missed one. My aim is bad.
Gamabunta: Shut up Gamaken four is good enough.
Naruto: Sage arts! Katon: Wildfire technique!
A powerful eruption of flames and fireballs spew forth from Naruto’s mouth burning the summons to a crisp. Leaving a thick smoke behind.

Pa Toad asunder the bird with a wind technique. The bird explodes into white smoke.
Naruto spots the summoner within the smoke, then he takes off at lighting speed and vanishes in the smoke. The Summoner body is seen flying out the smoke spiraling into the ground with a thud that leaves a billow of dust behind. That leaves God Realm, Hungry ghost, Hell Realm and Human realm left.

God Pain: You’re tougher than i thought.
Naruto: *thinking This guy is like my kage bunshin jutsu. All replicas, but not real. I know!*
Naruto smirks with a kage bunshin handseal.

23
Dec
08

Naruto 430 – Predictions, Spoilers and everything under the sun!

*UPDATE*

————————————-Update on Spoiler 1: Confirmed —————————————–
Naruto 430
Naruto 430

Visual: Clothes like the 4th

Naruto goes back (looks shaded on a scroll, he has a cape thing like the 4th)

Naruto can’t recognize the place due to all the destruction

Iruka, Shikamaru (father son) Chouji (father son) Kiba (mother son) are alive

Kakashi…still not sure but he’s in 1 panel.

Hiashi was away from the town (or on patrol, not sure…)

Tsunade has used souzouzaisei and given all her chakra to Katsuya to help everyone (the mark on her forehead is gone)

Enma (told?) Animal Pain to summon all the others, Asura (bean) Pain who was all smashed up, was eaten by Enma, the he reappeared out of Enma’s mouth.

Gathering all the chakra in tendou was risky, Konan offers to treat him

Bean pain(Demon realm (the one that Kakashi destroyed, that with a lot of arms and faces)) goes after Tsunade but Naruto kills him instantly.

Naruto’s instant kill was when Bean pain said to Tsunade ‘I’m not interested in you’ while flying at her and firing (something?) from his hand, naruto says ‘It’s my you’re interested in, right!!’ punches Asura into peices. Like when Sakura smashed Sasori’s shell

Naruto then he tells ‘granny’ to go and drink some tea and relax

Tsunade doesn’t age. The mark on her forehead is gone. Anbu guys mumble (think) about the mark being gone and how all her chakra is going through Katsuya. Tsunade is not dying but very weak. If Naruto wasn’t there she would have been skewered

Naruto’s back is reminiscent of the Fourth Hokage and Jiraiya’s backs.

Final page is Naruto ‘Let’s FINISH this’

———————————— End of Update on Spoiler 1—————————————-

What do you think will happen next? Seriously I am tired of thinking what will happen next. We come up with all these cool predictions and suddenly Kishi just dropped a bombshell (literally!) on us. What can we say now? Although, I must say that I’ve been so-called disturbed by the image of this scroll:

Naruto Scroll

It could be that the toad’s summon comes in time to just save Konoha from total annihilation. Who knows….At the rate we’re going, I don’t even know what will happen next.

Do you?

19
Dec
08

Naruto 429 is HERE!

Go read it online here at OneManga

Pain!!!!!!!!

What is going to happen next? Suddenly the whole Naruto series just seem like a large question mark. I would really like to see what the upcoming predictions will be like. Suddenly anything and everything seems possible.

18
Dec
08

Vote for the BEST Naruto Character of 2008

As we’ve come to the end of a crazy Naruto year of 2008, I guess it’s time for us to vote for our favorite character for this year! Which is the one character that you’ve grown into and had wish that you were him or her? Which one you sooooooooo wanted to have his power?

I’ve created the poll which you can vote at the bottom right. I will keep the results private for now and will only reveal the “truth” come 2009. So all you Naruto fans, what are you waiting for?! Hurry and VOTE!
 

The Nominees for BEST Naruto Character of 2008

1. Naruto
Naruto

2. Sasuke
Sasuke

3. Jiraiya
Jiraiya

4. Pain
Pain

5. Gaara
Gaara

6. Tsunade
Tsunade

7. Kakashi
Kakashi

8. Orochimaru
Orochimaru

9. Sasori
Sasori

10. Deidara
Deidara

11. Itachi
Itachi

12. Madara
Madara

13. Others

17
Dec
08

Poll Results: Who will be the next to die in Naruto?

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Seems like a lot of us want the Ramen guy to KO. Who’s going to serve Naruto his favorite food then?

Anyway, thanks for voting. Watch out for the next poll!

17
Dec
08

Naruto 429 Spoilers! Come get some’

Supposedly CONFIRMED

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Naruto 429
Naruto 429
Naruto 429
Naruto 429
Naruto 429

The Chapter starts off directly where the other one left off.

Deva Realm: “Myobokuzan…the holy land of the toads?”
Deva Realm: “Call back the Nine Tails Jinchuuriki this is an order from God.”

Tsunade: “I already told you we will fight you with everything we have.”
Tsunade: “Even if it cost us our lives.”
Tsunade charges a huge amount of chakra to her legs and feet preparing to dash at Pain. Next Page is of Shizune and Human Realm

Ino(Desperately cries): “You have what you want now let her go.”

Human Realm: “None can live after going against the laws of God.”

Shizune’s soul is ripped out before the konoha shinobi can react and she falls on the ground persumably dead. Next Page is back to Deva Realm and Tsunade. Tsunade almost reachs Pain with her attack but stops short of him.

Anbu/Tsunade: “!!!”

Pain’s body lets out a divine light that causes the ground to shake and blinds Tsunade and the Anbu

Anbu 1: “What is this terrible chakra.”
Anbu 2: “Is he really a god?!”

Tsunade: “Hold your ground no one can truely be a god.”

The Anbu Begin backing away despite this. Next Page of Konan and Shino and his dad. Shino and his dad are the only two left the other were sufficated by Konan’s paper. The Divine Chakra of Pain reaches the area they are fighting and the bugs begin to fly away

Shino: “This chakra it has the overwhelming feeling of death.”
Shino’s Dad: “Even the bugs flee whats happening over there.”

Konan: “Pain you….”
Konan(desperately): “Nagato if you do this you will only shorten your life.”
Konan thinking: “Its the same as that time…”

Small three panel flashback of Pain being enraged by Madara at their first meeting in the manga and Konan saying “Pain you…”

Next Page Fusaku and Naruto

Naruto: “I’m almost there just a little bit more time and I should be able to do it.”

A Tadpole and Shima(ma toad) Comes Rushing up

Tadpole: “Elder Frog come quickly Kousuke’s name has disappeared from the list on the frog scroll.”
Fusaku: “If thats true then somthing terrible must be happening back there.”
Shima: “Quickly we have to Summon the Eldest Sage only he can take naruto back in time.”

Fusaku and Shima form handseals. The Next two Pages have very little dialog they are just off the 5 pain bodies deactivating. First Human realm is shown deactivating right before he stabs Inoichi with the black spear, then Animal Realm before the dog summon crushes Ibiki and the Anbu, then Hungry Ghost who has his hand on Kiba’s mom’s throat, and finally Hell Realm who has gotten back up and is about to stab Konohamaru and Ebisu from behind.

Next Page is Deva Realm

Deva Realm: “Chou Shinra Tensi

Huge explosion of gravity sweeps through the streets of Konoha destroying everything in its path. A bunch of slugs cover the building sakura is in and saves sakura and the wounded. Next page Sakura walks outside the building and sees dozens of dead konoha villagers and basically a post-apocalyptic konoha

Sakura(Crying): “Where ever you are naruto….”
Sakura(Crying): “I beg of you…Save us”

Final Page is birds eye view of the village completely destroyed and smoke rising from it.

Next time: Naruto 430 “A hero’s sad return“

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Wow. This look like it’s going to be a kick ass chapter. If this is true then Konoha is seriously in deep shit. What’s going to happen to everyone and everything? Maybe Kishi went like, “Bah…….I am tired of Naruto. I’ll just make Pain invincible and has Nuclear capability so he can blow up everything!”

On a more “serious” note, we have yet to learn anything about Pain except he is this uber-shinobi that can wipe out anything in its path. So far it is just MAYHEM! MAYHEM! and MORE MAYHEM!

Not that I am complaining….

Also, I don’t see how Naruto will be able to fight Pain looking at how powerful Pain is. Any ideas?